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Worldwide: Funny Thoughts
Posted on Sunday, June 26 @ 01:30:34 CDT by iljiana

Horse Humor

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by

those who got there first.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands

of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
 
bright until you hear them speak.

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

This is the only place in the country where people pull over and stop

for a funeral, but speed up to cut off an ambulence or a firetruck.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what

Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the

universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint

you will have to touch it to be sure?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?





 
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