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Worldwide: Kids Horse Humor
Posted on Saturday, June 25 @ 11:44:28 CDT by iljiana

Horse Humor

Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?

A: His horse's name was Friday!

Q: How do you make a slow horse fast?

A: Stop feeding it!

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Q: What do you ask a sad horse?

A: "Why the long face?"

Q: What do you call a baby donkey?

A: A burrito!

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?

A: A neigh-bor!

Q: What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?

A: A nightmare!

Q: What kind of horse only comes out at Halloween?

A: A nightmare!

Q: Where do horses go when they're sick?

A: The horsepital!

Q: Where do horses shop?

A: Old Neigh-vy!

Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?

A: Because it had bad stable manners!

Q: Why did the pony have to gargle?

A: Because it was a little hoarse!

 
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