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Worldwide: A Few Things To Remember
Posted on Saturday, June 25 @ 01:07:52 MST by iljiana
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Usually, stupidity is more abundant. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. All research causes cancer in rats. Always remember to pillage before you burn. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. If "clothes make the man" then one would assume that naked people have little or no influence in society. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving to where you can't find them. The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. If only the good die young, then what about senior citizens? Employ teenagers while they know everything. People who eat natural foods die of natural causes. A friend in need may turn out to be a nuisance.
If you can't be kind, be vague.
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