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  • The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Usually, stupidity is more abundant.
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  • All research causes cancer in rats.
  • Always remember to pillage before you burn.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • If "clothes make the man" then one would assume that naked people have little or no influence in society.
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  • The facts, although interesting, are usually irrelevant.
  • Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
  • If you can smile when things go wrong then you have someone in mind to blame.
  • By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
  • If only the good die young, then what about senior citizens?
  • Employ teenagers while they know everything.
  • People who eat natural foods die of natural causes.
  • A friend in need may turn out to be a nuisance.
    If you can't be kind, be vague.

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