Excuses, excuses and more excuses....
I lost my Whip!
My horse is bad during a full moon!
I'm getting too old for everyday riding!
The wind is blowing too hard, my horse may spook!
It's too dry out, my horse's skin may rash!
My trainer isn't here to tell me what to do!
I can't get my boots on!
It's too hot out!
My horse doesn't like arenas!
I haven't had a lesson this week!
The sun is too bright, it may bleach my horse's coat!
My horse isn't in a good mood!
I forgot to bring carrots today!
My horse needs new shoes!
It might rain!
My horse just got new shoes!
It's too cold!
There are too many people watching!
I haven't ridden all week!
No body else is riding today!
It's too close to feeding time.
Riding may wear me out, I have to go to the gym later!
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