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Worldwide: The Beginning of the End...
Posted on Thursday, October 06 @ 08:30:58 MST by iljiana

Horse Humor A friend gives you a horse...

You build a small shelter...$750

You fence in a paddock...$450

Purchase small truck to haul hay...$12,000

Purchase a 2 horse trailer...$2,800

Purchase 2nd horse...$2,500

Build larger shelter with storage...$2,000

More fencing...$1,200

Purchase 3rd horse...$3,000

Purchase 4 horse trailer...$17,500

Purchase larger truck...$23,000

Purchase 4 acres next door...$38,000

More fencing...$2,000

Build small barn...$18,000

Purchase camper for truck...$9,000

Purchase tractor...$23,000

Purchase 4th & 5th horse...$6,500

Purchase 20 acres...$285,000

Build house...$185,000

Build barn...$56,000

More fencing & corrals...$24,000

Build covered arena...$182,000

Purchase Dually...$44,000

Purchase gooseneck w/living quarters...$45,000

Purchase 6th, 7th & 8th horse...$10,750

Hire full time trainer...$50,000

Build house for trainer...$84,000

Buy motor home for shows...$125,000

Hire attorney -- spouse leaving you for trainer...$35,000

Declare bankruptcy, spouse gets everything.

Friend feels sorry for you a horse.....

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