Search
Topics
  Create an account Home  ·  Information  ·  Your Account  ·  Contact Us  ·  Classifieds  
Ads

EquestrianCupid.com - the best horse-lover dating site!


Select Area
Driving Directions
NOAA Weather
Traffic Information

Free Classifieds 

Menu
· Home
· Archived_Stories
· Encyclopedia
· FAQ
· Information
· Search
· Top 30
· Web_Links

Get Map
MapQuest
Address/Intersection:
City:
State:ZIP Code:

Google Search
Google



Headlines

Bed and Breakfast
[ Bed and Breakfast ]

·Point of Rocks Ranch Bed & Breakfast
·Wolftrap Farm
·Brightly Bed and Breakfast
·Perennial Inn at Desiderata Farm
·Wyatt's Bunkhouse Inn
·Adventurers' Country Bed & Breakfast
·Cherry Creek Mountain Ranch
·Two Shoes Horse Ranch
·Bar Fifty Ranch Bed & Breakfast

Who's Online
There are currently, 42 guest(s) and 0 member(s) that are online.

You are Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here

EquestrianCupid.com - the best horse-lover dating site!

Worldwide: Dream Vs Reality
Posted on Tuesday, October 04 @ 19:13:30 CDT by iljiana

Horse Humor

Dream: Husband would suddenly develop an interest in horses. We would finally share an activity.
Reality: Husband ignores horses, except for an occasional resentful comment about how I complain I don't have enough time.



Dream: Older daughter would enjoy a pony. We would share an activity.
Reality: Older daughter finds horses too solitary a sport and too much manual labor. Pony gets sold to a horse-crazy pony-clubber. Daughter blames me for selling her pony.


Dream:
Barn would be my refuge. Riding would be my SRA (Sanity Restoration Activity).
Reality: Dead on.

Dream: Guests who say they know how to ride will be right.
Reality: Most end up falling off and blaming the horse.

Dream: Guests who say they don't know how to ride will be right.
Reality: They're actually not too bad.

Dream: Teenagers who say they want to do barn chores in return for riding will be reliable.
Reality: They are very reliable as long as school, heavy dates, trips and nail appointments don't get in the way.

Dream: Horsey friends will suddenly materialize and we will share many trail rides.
Reality: Everyone else is as busy as I am and trail ride blocks of time are almost impossible to find.

Dream: Boarding someone else's horse would mean we'd share the work.
Reality: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dream: I'd be a really good rider after a few years.
Reality: Well, I'm better than I was...

Dream: Horses would be wonderful to own.
Reality: They are.

Dream: I'll only need to have the vet out twice a year for vaccines, and teeth floating.
Reality: The vet is out every _week_ and half my paycheck automatically goes to her clinic.

Dream: I'll find the time to ride at least five times a week.
Reality: On a good week, I have the time or energy to ride once.

Dream: I only need one horse.
Reality: Well, maybe I need two or three (or four or five)

Dream: My barn will be fly free because I have fabulous manure and fly management.
Reality: Flies. Everywhere. No matter what you do.
[In my case change the above to ticks ]

Dream: My horses will all get along.
Reality: Remember that one about the vet...?

Dream: It'll be really easy to find a good barn, close by, with nice people and resonably priced.
Reality: Give up after months of hell holes and build your own.

Dream: All farriers know what they're doing, and a really good one will be as easy to find as that barn.
Reality: Once you find one that doesn't lame your horse, you find out he's always at least two hours late.


 
Related Links
· More about Horse Humor
· News by iljiana


Most read story about Horse Humor:
Life ups and downs



Article Rating
Average Score: 0
Votes: 0

Please take a second and vote for this article:

Excellent
Very Good
Good
Regular
Bad


Options

 Printer Friendly Printer Friendly



 
AlabamaAlaskaArizonaArkansasCaliforniaColorado ConnecticutDelawareFloridaGeorgiaHawaiiIdahoIllinois
IndiannaIowaKansasKentuckyLouisianaMaineMaryland MassachusettsMichiganMinnesotaMississippiMissouriMontana
NebraskaNevadaNew HampshireNew JerseyNew Mexico New YorkNorth CarolinaNorth DakotaOhioOklahoma
OregonPennsylvaniaRhode IslandSouth CarolinaSouth Dakota TennesseeTexasUtahVermontVirginiaWashington
Washington DCWest VirginiaWisconsinWyoming
CanadaUSAWorldwide


All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2005 - 2009 by HorseScapes.com
Site design and hosting by SSC Electronics.com

PHP-Nuke Copyright © 2004 by Francisco Burzi.
This is free software, and you may redistribute it under the GPL.
PHP-Nuke comes with absolutely no warranty, for details, see the license.