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Worldwide: Footprints Vs Hoofprints
Posted on Tuesday, October 04 @ 14:33:13 CDT by iljiana

Horse Humor When you are tense, let me teach you to relax...

When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient...

When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see...

When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful...

When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene...

When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful...

When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to think of greater things...

When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility...

When you are lonely, let me be your companion...

When you are tired, let me carry the load...

When you need to learn, let me teach you...

After all, I am your horse.

And now, the Hoofprints........

When you are tense, let me teach you that there
are dragons in the forest, and we need to leave NOW.

When you are short tempered, let me teach you
how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you
can catch me.

When you are short sighted, let me teach you to
figure out where, exactly, in the 40 acres I am
hiding.

When you are quick to react let me teach you
that herbivores kick MUCH faster than omnivores.

When you are angry, let me teach you how well I
can stand on my hind feet, because I don't FEEL like
cantering on my right lead today, that's why.

When you are worried, let me entertain you with
my mystery lameness, GI complaint, and skin disease.

When you feel superior, let me teach you that,
mostly, you are the maid service.

When you are self-absorbed let me teach you to
PAY ATTENTION. I TOLD you about those dragons in the
forest.

When you are arrogant, let me teach you what
1200 lbs of a YAHOO-let's-go horse can do when
suitably inspired.

When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
Let's do lunch. Also, breakfast and dinner.

When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs of
grain that needs to be unloaded.

When you are feeling financially secure, let me
teach you the meaning of "Veterinary Services,
additional."

When you need to learn, hang around, baby. I'll
learn ya!

"In Riding Horses, We Are Borrowing Freedom!"



 
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